Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Win -win Tips..

"To win...you must stay in the game" - Claude Bristol

"A winner is not one who never fails, but one who never quits" - LeaderShip

Saturday, May 17, 2008

WAH WAH Lucknow...

Woh Hazratgang ka sama, woh Chowk ki chaat,

Woh Mini Mahal ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.
Woh Ram Asrey ki mithai, woh Madhur Milan ka dosa,
Woh Marksmen ki pav bhaji aur Sharma ka samosa.
Woh Rikshaw ka saffer, woh Nimbu Park ki hawa,
Woh Buddha Park ki raunak aur Dilkusha ka sama.

Woh January ki kadake ki sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.
Woh holi ki masti, woh doston ki toli,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur janmashtmi ki roli
Woh Zamghat ki patange aur woh kabootar Bazi ka khel,
Woh ghar ki chat pe Cricket aur colony ke ladkon ka chaurahe pe mail.
Woh Janpath ka mahol, woh Gomti ki leheren,
Woh BoatClub ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.
Woh Aminabad ki galiyan , woh IT ki ladkiyan.
Woh Novelty ki balcony aur woh Bajpayee ki pooriyan
Woh Aryan ka Chinese,woh Roverse ka style
Woh Barista ki Coffee jahan hum karte thei smile.
Woh school ki life aur woh College ki Zindagi,
Woh Polytechnic ka rasta aur woh Canteen ki patties
Woh College ki kudiyan aur GH ke saamne mel
Humne bhi bas dekhe hi thei wo saare khel.
Woh Bhootnath ki market,wo highway ke dhabe
Woh poorane lucknow ki raaste ,jahan humne safar hain kaate .
Woh Puraniya chauraha , wo Charbagh station.........
Itna sab keh diya par dil kehta hai aur bhi kuch kahoon
Wo shehar hain mera apna, jiska naam hai

L U C K N O W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

My Wedding Invitation

Hi Friends,

Finally, the day has arrived when I will be leaving the Gang of Bachelors and enters the League of Married Men.

I have been hearing all funny things about marriage like…

"Marriages are made in heavens, but so are lightening and thunder"
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished…"
"In a Marriage, a man looses his bachelor's degree and the lady gains her masters…"

… all these and many more…

But still, I have decided to take the plunge. A plunge towards a stable and responsible life, and I am sure it will turn out to be a wise decision.

We will be grateful if you can make it up for the marriage to bless me, and my wife.

So write it on your calendar there is going to be a party, on 8th July 2008, Invitation and details to follow will be in your reach very soon.


Please treat this as personal invitation and save the date for advance reservations to my native place. We look forward to welcome you.

Regards,
Amit Gandhi


Monday, April 28, 2008

A smart love letter


A smart love letter


There's a couple and they love each other deeply however, the girl's father does not like the boy and want them stop their relationship...........and so......the boy wrote this letter to the girl.....he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter...

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows everyday. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to take care for me and help me
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye ! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad !! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES"..... meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13.....etc (odd number)

So please try reading it again !

Friday, April 25, 2008

Line मारो लायेंन


Do u know what is the relation between Smile and your face, ur face looks good with a Smile, but Smile Looks more good when it is on ur Face....so Keep Smiling...